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Labor are no longer a progressive alternative

I am a realist about the fact that the party I most often vote for is one that never has to balance a budget, deliver on its promises, manage the administration of government or compromise on its ideals: as Gough Whitlam once said ‘certainly, the impotent are pure.’ And so, despite Labor being bitterly disappointing on issues such as offshore detention, them being the least worst option of our two major parties means I have always willed them on to win, the same way I barrack for Hawthorn when they play Collingwood. After their capitulation on tax policies that have significant implications for equality in Australia, though, Labor’s total lack of will or ability to advocate an alternative vision means that conservatism has won the next election even if the Coalition loses. The relentlessly negative campaigning and denigration of our political discourse by Abbott and Morrison has proven so effective that Labor has lost the nerve to make the case for meaningful policy reform, and have be...

On Simone Biles

A psychologist expressing an opinion on somebody who is not their patient is a huge red flag, but it becomes risible when commenting on a sport the mental requirements of which they are totally ignorant.  Child psychologist Clare Rowe arguably breached her professional and ethical obligations when she appeared as an expert on the Bolt Report and gave this take on United States gymnast Simone Biles’ withdrawal from the Olympic team finals: ‘she commenced the competition, and then she stuffed up, and then she quit.’ ‘I don’t know what else is going on for Simone Biles,’ Rowe continued, before doubling down by saying ‘from the outside looking in, it looks as though she’s chucked a tantrum and thrown in the towel.’  Just a suggestion: perhaps if she didn’t ‘know what else is going on for Simone Biles’ (who, by the way, spent her early years in foster care, has ADHD and was sexually assaulted by Larry Nassar), it would be prudent for Rowe to not hold herself out as a health profes...

The most ScoMo quotes of all time, ranked

I’ve recently been experiencing a strange nostalgia for the period of time when Tony Abbott led the Liberal Party; his breed of zealous 1950s conservatism feels rather anodyne compared with government we have now. During his prime ministership, barely a week passed without the leader of our country saying something that made you go ‘he said what ?!’ His eagerness to speak his truth and his difficulties with the English language meant he came out with some outrageous comments and malapropisms, and his greatest hits are probably more immediately funny than those of our current leader. Unlike Abbott’s, the majority of Scott Morrison’s most quotable quotes are not prima facie amusing, and probably couldn’t be compiled in a way an overseas audience would find entertaining . They reveal a more insidious political animal, whose legacy will be the erosion of governmental transparency and accountability, and who was obsessed with appearance over substance. Nevertheless, there is thankfully (dar...

Australia’s legal education-industrial complex or: how to learn to stop worrying and boycott the Juris Doctor

Each year, a fresh batch of law students participate in the time-honoured tradition of applying for seasonal clerkships at Australia’s most prominent law firms. The process is renowned for its competitiveness, with firms frequently receiving hundreds of applications for a handful of opportunities, and is frequently compared to The Hunger Games . Its impact on mental health is notorious among law students , among whom depression and anxiety abound at the best of times. A cultural antipathy towards lawyers means many will consider these privileged people’s problems, and though they are serious issues, that description is largely accurate. Despite the industry’s proclaimed good intentions (with the word ‘diversity’ appearing 55 times in the Melbourne University Law Students’ Society 2021 Clerkship Guide ), developments in Australia’s tertiary education sector, work economy and social welfare system have entrenched inequality and will result in the legal industry remaining exclusive and ...